God summons Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to his office and tells them: “I have called you to announce the end of the world: it has been set by me for midnight on December 31, '95. Go and communicate the good news to the world.”

Yeltsin gathers the Duma and says: “Dear comrades, I have two bad news to give you: the first is that God exists, the second that the end of the world has been set for December 31, 95.”

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"Ora bevo la pozione magica, divento Asterix e ti picchio!"

Dopo i miei dubbi su Ubuntu 20, ho installato a casa una distribuzione Debian 11 e riporto qui le mie prime impressioni.

Debian è una distribuzione molto solida, ma non avevo mai avuto modo di provarla in modo continuativo: ai tempi dell’università preferii Slackware e RedHat.

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Alexa Easy free you from your daunting social tasks. Let Alexa Easy  take a pause (break up) with your partner or organize a funding event with guys you did not call in the last ten years, and regain credibility.
Personal life mixed up with job responsabilities? Let Alexa Easy fire your best friends, with a nice hug.

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Alexa Red is a new Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) application platform to manage your "red projects". Let Alexa Red organize your work progress meeting, manage angry customers and regain credibility.

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NES.css is NES-style (8bit-like) CSS Framework.#InstallationNES.css is available via either npm or Yarn, or a CDN.Please read README.md.#UsageNES.css only provides components. You will need to define your own layout.

Source: NES.css - NES-style CSS Framework

A very useful friend to make a elisp function starting from your….last command

C-x ESC ESC (translated from C-x <escape> <escape>) runs the command repeat-complex-command (found in global-map), which is an interactive compiled Lisp function in ‘simple.el’.

It is bound to <again>, <redo>, C-x M-:, C-x M-ESC.

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1. Gli Americani sono veramente andati sulla luna
2. Non vaccinarsi è molto più rischioso che vaccinarsi
3. La cura Stamina era una truffa
4. Non esiste nessun pericolo associato alle scie nel cielo
5. Gli unicorni non esistono
6. L'uomo che fuma (di X-Files) non ha ucciso Kennedy.

After a summer sale rush I got a 27’’ Philips monitor for less than 170 €, preferring it to the 24''

A 16:9 27’’ monitor give you a lot of space: you eclipse IDE works better because:

• you actually see the console logs while you edit the code
• you can split your IDE in 4 and have a quad-view
• you can open two virtual machine in a remote desktop and have them side by side
• you get two monitors in one

Sei un Renziano pentito? Addirittura un fan di Rifondazione?

Ti senti comprensivo ma non troppo?

Danno fastidio anche a te i barboni che muoiono sotto casa d’inverno?

Ecco la soluzione:

Colluttorio Saldimaio, per chi è debole di sinistra, ma vuole una soluzione a costo zero.

Attenzione: contien traccce di destra.

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I stumbled upon John Resing’s GraphQL (jQuery creator, by the way):

GraphQL is a query language for APIs and a runtime for fulfilling those queries with your existing data. GraphQL provides a complete and understandable description of the data in your API, gives clients the power to ask for exactly what they need and nothing more

(Bold are mine, from GraphQL)

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An year ago, we discovered MSWindows was developed on Git as revision control System

On this week, Microsoft decided to buy GitHub. I suppose they had a tons on projects on GitHub platform already!

By the way, GitLab (the first competitor) now offers the Enterprise edition to open source project….

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Figlio:Papà ma la tua pancia tornerà mai piatta come quella dello zio Luca? Papà:Forse, però lo zio Luca ha dieci anni in meno ed è alto un metro e novanta... Figlio:(con la voce preocupata) Ma allora tu morirai PRIMA?

 

Ora figlio mio quando avrai l’età della Ragione, mi potrai chiedere come mai le votazioni on line dei cinque stelle non vanno mai bene (“Come mai papà? Capisco quando tu eri piccolo e c’era solo il C/64”…)…e io che rispondo? Scrivo un appunto e mi documento!

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A small, relaxing news was published some days ago:

It’s been 3 months since I first wrote about our efforts to scale Git to extremely large projects and teams with an effort we called “Git Virtual File System”.  [...]

Today, I want  to share our results.  In addition, we’re announcing the next steps in our GVFS journey for customers, including expanded open sourcing to start taking contributions and improving how it works for us at Microsoft, as well as for partners and customers.

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Scenario: Andando a scuola tuo figlio non vuole capire che deve mettersi 0,5ml di collirio nell’occhio arrossato, né accetta il fatto che tu glielo abbia messo di forza mentre stavi uscendo di casa, nel tentativo di scongiurare una congiuntivite estiva, non arrivare tardi al lavoro, e trattenerti da dargli una sculacciata.

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