About the end of the World and Windows95

God summons Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to his office and tells them: “I have called you to announce the end of the world: it has been set by me for midnight on December 31, ’95. Go and communicate the good news to the world.”

Yeltsin gathers the Duma and says: “Dear comrades, I have two bad news to give you: the first is that God exists, the second that the end of the world has been set for December 31, 95.”

Clinton gathers Congress and says: “Gentlemen, I have good and bad news: the good news is that God exists, the bad news is that the end of the world is near: December 31, 95.”

Bill Gates come back at Redmond, gathers  all Microsoft staff and tells them: “I have two good news to give you. The first is that I am one of the three most important people in the world; the second is that we must not complete Windows 95!”.

Always a good joke at coffe machine.


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