God summons Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to his office and tells them: “I have called you to announce the end of the world: it has been set by me for midnight on December 31, ’95. Go and communicate the good news to the world.”
Yeltsin gathers the Duma and says: “Dear comrades, I have two bad news to give you: the first is that God exists, the second that the end of the world has been set for December 31, 95.”
Clinton gathers Congress and says: “Gentlemen, I have good and bad news: the good news is that God exists, the bad news is that the end of the world is near: December 31, 95.”
Bill Gates come back at Redmond, gathers all Microsoft staff and tells them: “I have two good news to give you. The first is that I am one of the three most important people in the world; the second is that we must not complete Windows 95!”.
Always a good joke at coffe machine.