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Doctor Architect

-Lei Fuma, e/o fa uso di Asserzioni? -Uso Asserzioni e Reflection -Capisco, e accusa una crescita della garbage collection?….mmmm… Allora mi prende 2 supposte di Spring mattino e sera, uno Struts prima dei pasti, e poi… … si lavi con del Soap Liquido ogni due giorni. -E guarirò? -(mentendo) Ceeerto!

Perché XSLT è la tecnologia del male

Quello che segue è humor! Siete Stati avvertiti! L’ Extensible Stylesheet Language Transformations (XSLT) è una tecnologia di trasformazione, la cui idea alla base è quella di far pigiare tanti tasti per ottenere un risultato misero e banale. Sparare contro XSLT è così facile, che la tecnologia può essere rubricata tra le “pezzent ideas of IT”: …

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You are nobody without an API Key generator

API KEYs are sexy: if you have a web based business (like Google, Twitter, Facebook or WordPress’Automattic) you should have a way to generate an API Key for web service integration. Like Session keys, API keys should be sufficiently unpredictable to be psuedo-random. To be unpredictable, no user variables (or timestamps) are encoded into the key. …

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Learn Javascript for the 2012

So we are here again talking about Javascript. I have already wrote an article comparing a well known SmallTalk implementation to Javascript. If my ideas are right (at least a bit), you will see more and more javascript on the next months. In particular: JavaScript is the Ajax programming languge for the rest of us …

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Dart Sith move first

So Dart Sith has just launched his first DeathStar, my young JavaScript fellow: a site devoted to the Dart language Because I am a very old Jedi (1974, before ever the first WtartWars trilogy showdown)  I had to rest a bit before talking about it, so the news is 4-days old I know. I needed …

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