Alexa Easy
Alexa EaSy :-)
Alexa Easy free you from your daunting social tasks. Let Alexa Easy take a pause (break up) with your partner or organize a funding event with guys you did not call in the last ten years, and regain credibility.
Personal life mixed up with job responsabilities? Let Alexa Easy fire your best friends, with a nice hug.
Benefits
Reduce operational overhead
Your business is struggling?
Do you need to shrink your workforce?
Provide your Contacts to Alexa Easy, and let her fire them at will.
No hassle, no privileges: Alexa will apply a strong random algorithm to pick the one to fire. Alexa will provide suggestion to them and push out of your office, giving another job to look for.
Less stress
Do you think your partner is boring? Do you want to break up but you are unable to tell him/her the truth?
Let Alexa call him/her, and arrange for a pause, honey, and a nice goodbye present (found on Amazon, of course).
Extra charge my apply
Truly consistent human experience
Alexa Easy mimic your voice and will give you an empathic accent when needed. The called guy will understand and let you go (or leave)
Powerful Machine Learning at your command
Pricing starts from 30$/hour for call.
Discount for recurring calls ("How are you, honey?")
Auto response on your number.